As you’ll know from my last post, I’m running a contest to see who can come up with the most impressive feat of strength for Festivus. I now have the prize. It shall be a t-shirt (size and color of your choosing) with the following on the chest:
So post your entries now and have a chance to win, otherwise I’ll be forced to buy this beauty for myself for my double-fisted martini drinking. You can do better, right?
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I can easily solve a sudoku puzzle while winning a rational argument with an evangelical.
I can put up with my mother and sister over the holiday season- all without killing them!!
I can play the piano WITH MY BARE HANDS.
I have photographic evidence that I single-handedly supported the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and prevented it falling over – without a net!
I hauled buckets of cement to build my front porch in freezing rain. Not.fun.at.all.
I moved over 2,000 pounds of snow in the past several days. (I’ll let someone else do the math- 70ft driveway 12 feet wide. Over 30 inches of heavy snow in the past week….Hmmmmm, might be WELL over 2,000 pounds….)