Yeah, people have all kinds of horrid problems, but let’s face it. I’m sexier than they are. Here are some photos of my dog because you care.
Reilly says the pope smelled of mothballs and gardenias.
Shortly after saving a small child from a bullshark
Diverting a train from hitting a stalled bus full of orphans ... WITH HIS MIND
Rescuing me from excessive Christmas cheer
If you feel at all moved, please send five hundred dollars for a pet deposit so I can have my dog back.
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I miss Reilly Sue.
Tell them he’s a seizure alert dog and that they are required by federal law to allow him to stay for free. (I have no idea if that’s true, but I’m betting they won’t check).